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Could use some help

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:54 am
by UraniumPoppySeed
Well, I need some help to translate some stuff into Japanese. My brother's wedding is at the end of this month, and I'm going to be having to pleasure of doing the speech at the reception. I'll be starting off the speech in Japanese to throw people off and I want to roast him for a little bit.

So if you guys can help me out by translating this in Japanese, it would be wonderful (I'll be putting this on a flash card like most people use for speeches purposely accidental starting it like I was reading from class-notes instead)!

"Where is the bed? I don't want to dance with the panda."
"The bathroom is too clean because I'm eating ice cream"
"Alright! Who put the ointment on the bookshelf, since I can't get the cat to do his homework?"

*Sorry, I was reading my class-notes*

"Today is a wonderful day to celebrate the wedding of [brother & sister-in-law], and now I'm going to comically roast my brother"

I would really appreciate it if someone could translate!